June 14, 2012
Hanna and Marnie arguing.
Marnie: You are so selfish, this is why you have no friends from preschool.
Hannah: Uh, I have a lot of friends from preschool, I'm just not speaking to them right now.
June 14, 2012
hahhaahhahahahah!

hahhaahhahahahah!

(Source: banxx)

June 9, 2012
animalstalkinginallcaps:

“I’M LEAVING YOU.” THAT’S ALL HE SAID.
AND THAT GOT ME TO THINKING, ONCE I STOPPED CRYING. ONCE HE WAS GONE.
ABOUT SO MANY THINGS REALLY, BUT MOSTLY ABOUT HOW FEW WORDS IT TAKES TO SAY SOMETHING TRULY HORRIBLE. YOU CAN DO IT IN TWO BUT THERE’S A LOT OF ROOM FOR MISCOMMUNICATION OR MISUNDERSTANDING. “I’M LEAVING” IS NOT EXACTLY “I’M LEAVING YOU” IF YOU SEE WHAT I’M SAYING. THREE WORDS, THOUGH … YOU CAN DESTROY A PERSON’S SENSE OF PEACE WITH NO MORE THAN THREE WORDS. JUST THINK ABOUT IT. SOME OF THE WORST PHRASES IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE ONLY REQUIRE THREE WORDS.
“YOU HAVE CANCER.”
“YOUR MOTHER DIED.”
“FEATURING 2 CHAINZ.”
SUCH HORRORS, DELIVERED WITH SUCH BREVITY.
CAN I GET SOME MORE REISLING? I’M NOT READY TO GO HOME.

Hahahaha

animalstalkinginallcaps:

“I’M LEAVING YOU.” THAT’S ALL HE SAID.

AND THAT GOT ME TO THINKING, ONCE I STOPPED CRYING. ONCE HE WAS GONE.

ABOUT SO MANY THINGS REALLY, BUT MOSTLY ABOUT HOW FEW WORDS IT TAKES TO SAY SOMETHING TRULY HORRIBLE. YOU CAN DO IT IN TWO BUT THERE’S A LOT OF ROOM FOR MISCOMMUNICATION OR MISUNDERSTANDING. “I’M LEAVING” IS NOT EXACTLY “I’M LEAVING YOU” IF YOU SEE WHAT I’M SAYING. THREE WORDS, THOUGH … YOU CAN DESTROY A PERSON’S SENSE OF PEACE WITH NO MORE THAN THREE WORDS. JUST THINK ABOUT IT. SOME OF THE WORST PHRASES IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE ONLY REQUIRE THREE WORDS.

“YOU HAVE CANCER.”

“YOUR MOTHER DIED.”

“FEATURING 2 CHAINZ.”

SUCH HORRORS, DELIVERED WITH SUCH BREVITY.

CAN I GET SOME MORE REISLING? I’M NOT READY TO GO HOME.

Hahahaha

June 9, 2012
j-clark:

The author of this review deserves a raise.

Hahahahaha

j-clark:

The author of this review deserves a raise.

Hahahahaha

June 7, 2012

(Source: borntobebrad, via onetoughcoslopus)

May 12, 2012

(Source: kaycie2)

May 5, 2012

j-clark:

omfg.

Jarrett I just died

May 5, 2012
i can’t.

i can’t.

(via fearyourlife-deactivated2012092)

April 28, 2012
"its civil rights…this is the 90’s"

"its civil rights…this is the 90’s"

(Source: blackpearlsandcranberries, via j-clark)

April 25, 2012

(via littlebabybug)

April 25, 2012
SEAL. STOP IT. SEAL YOU ARE IN PUBLIC. SEAL. SEAL PLS.

SEAL. STOP IT. SEAL YOU ARE IN PUBLIC. SEAL. SEAL PLS.

(Source: kyleramos)

April 25, 2012
sdfgdfkjfl.

sdfgdfkjfl.

(Source: nickholmes)

April 25, 2012

best show.

(Source: beybad)

April 25, 2012
hero.

hero.

(Source: comedycentral)

April 25, 2012

HHHAHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Source: nuggits)

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